Have We No Standards Anymore?

Hot chick: So, I just wanted to let you know I'm just coming out of a relationship.
Buff dude: Oh. Well, then I should tell you that I used to be a stripper in Chicago.
Hot chick: Hmm...I have herpes.
Buff dude: That's ok, I have two cats.

--Scruffy Duffy's, 8th Ave between 46th & 47th

via Overheard in New York, Jun 2, 2006