And That's Why I Lurrrvvv Him

When we first moved to Brooklyn I told Rod that the first Dutch settlers named the new terrority across the east river from Manhattan Broken Land because of the numerous inlets and bays. In time it got shortened to Brooklyn and hence the current borough's moniker. Honestly, I never thought he'd take me seriously--I mean, the Dutch didn't speak English...

Still, it took him a couple months--and one night of drunkenly telling a stick-up-her-ass Manhattanite the story--before he figured out I was fucking with him.

Hee hee hee.